Okay, this is not a theme submission post but fey said I can post it here.
I am offering bribery for people to patch themes. The wiki has a very good guide on patching themes here: http://wiki.dwscoalition.org/wiki/index.php/Newbie_Guide:_How_to_Patch_Styles_and_Themes
This bribery is coming in the form of handspun yarn.
At the moment I know that there is a certainty of one bribe available, a handspun kid mohair yarn that can be plied with either a white merino thread, a light brown alpaca, or a very pretty darker brown wool that I'm not sure what kind it is. This is a picture of the kid mohair: http://rabbit.dereferenced.org/~rowan/mohair.jpg
I also have some more alpaca, merino, blue faced leicester, and various other fibers that I am willing to offer as bribery. Yardage will likely vary in the range of 100 to 200 yards per fiber.
I'll also keep this post updated with when the bribe is claimed (and it can be claimed in advance if someone wholly intends to fulfill the bribe terms and all).momijizukamori
is getting lovely alpaca yarn. The kid mohair bribe is still up for grabs. :)
In order to claim the bribe! http://dreamscapes.dreamwidth.org/tag/-unclaimed
has a whooooole bunch of themes. Some of them are mine, some of them are done by other people. I'd like to see, each time, at least ten of my themes patched, and at least ten of someone else(s) (because yes, this is a selfish thing because I'd like to see mine patched, but not entirely a selfish thing). I am aware that this is A Lot Of Work, but hey.
Also I'm currently without internet on the weekends but will get back to people as soon as I can. :)Edit July 2013:
At the moment there aren't many unclaimed themes. This bounty, however, should be considered a continuing bounty and the best way to discuss collection is to message me.